buttlicked:

DO IT FOR THE VINE. Please save my grape vines I am a farmer and this my only income.

(via silly-little-white-girl)

lovelyandbrown:

therfbort:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

I don’t think anyone wanted to get nutted on

Incredible.

(Source: devilbatghost, via thatdudeemu)

Timestamp: 1406828529

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via s0mewhere-1n-neverl4nd)

(Source: animatedtext, via heart)

Timestamp: 1406549952

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg, via peraissoamazing)